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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide.
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Apr 21, 2007 at 10:04
Category: funny
Sms / Double Meaning
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Not For Childerns
AIK DFA AIK SAHILI NA APNI DOSRI SAHALI SE KAH KE BTA TU SAYEE YEH LARKE APAS MAIN KYA BATAIN KERTE HAN
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
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Sms / Sardar
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Not Only 12 Clock All The Time
aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Uncategorized
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Its A Not Joke
rondiya muj ko teri awara mazaji ne
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Love
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This Is Not Joke This Is Truth
Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan
We All Love You PAKISTAN.
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan
We All Love You PAKISTAN.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
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Pragnant But Not Yet
one woman stops a taxi.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Not A Joke...
Yeh aaeney se akeley mein guftugu kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai
Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai
Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai
Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai
Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai
Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai
Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Like U Person Not Come Again
?My dear winter comes again & again, summer comes again & again, but person like u never comes again & again, because God never mistakes again & again.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Rocket & Plan
Chintoo : Yar Mintoo ! Ye Bata Ye Rocket Plane Se Taiz Kaise Urhta Hai
Mintoo : Abhey Tere Peche Kisi Ne Aag Laga Din A To Pata Chale Ga
Mintoo : Abhey Tere Peche Kisi Ne Aag Laga Din A To Pata Chale Ga
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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